Thursday, July 7, 2011

7/7/11 Monologue

Jake Gyllenhaal has lived inside a bubble, confronted an intergalactic bunny and even herded sheep in Wyoming backcountry. But on the tv show Man vs. Wild  he eats a worm.
I don’t see what the big deal is here. How hard can it be to drink tequila while camping?
In sporting news, Roger Clemens arrived at Federal District Court in Washington on Wednesday, where he faces charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs.
I think we need to cut the Rocket a little slack here. After all, satyrs say crazy things now and again. It’s all the oats.

Thousands of thrill-seekers dashed ahead of six fighting bulls in the streets of the northern Spanish city of Pamplona on Thursday in a fast first running of the bulls in this year's San Fermin festival.
Man the adrenaline pumps every time I think about this: the fear, the mass of the animal, the heavy breathing and then I remember I’m on the treadmill.

Lastly, a new study finds that men with long-term partners are more likely to be satisfied with their relationships if they're getting lots of hugs, cuddles and other signs of physical affection. Just as long as it’s after Sports Center and before the NC17 netflix rental.

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