Tuesday, July 26, 2011

7/26/11 monologue

A report in the New Scientist says transparent batteries based on research coming out of Stanford University could happen in the next few years. This, of course, could lead to See-Through Phones.

How the hell will you dial a see through phone? I’m no Luddite but we don’t need see through phones. Exhibit A, your honor:


Tiger Woods has dropped out of the world’s top 20 golfers.
Tiger’s had some trouble with water hazards, sand traps, and the rough. And by rough, we mean hookers.

At a charity auction Ozzy Osbourne started a bidding war for a Yorkshire terrier puppy -- and won! 10 grand for this pooch!
Anyone else wondering how Ozzy figured out he was at an auction? “Where the hell are we Sharon? Why are they holding up signs? Do they want me to sing Crazy Train?”

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