Friday, July 15, 2011

7/15/11 monologue

Chris Evans Says Iron Man Would Beat Captain America In A Fight.

                But Chris, who has a bigger penis?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a wedding.

I cannot wait for this wedding! Will it be in Africa? Will they adopt a child at the altar? Or will there be tattoos a la Billy Bob Thornton?

Petra Ecclestone, 22, the daughter of Formula 1 billionaire Bernie Ecclestone, purchased the of 56500-square-foot former home of Candy Spelling. The original asking price was $150 million but Ecclestone got it for a mere $85 million.  

            Yeah, apparently the grill on the patio was old.

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