Monday, July 25, 2011

7/25/11 monologue

The NFL Players Association and the league have reached agreement on a new labor deal, reported today.
Whew! That was close, for a minute there I thought the Browns might not break my heart this season.
Have you heard that Tenzin Dhongha, proclaimed by Tibet's spiritual and temporal leader, the Dalai Lama himself, as a miracle being, is a rapper? Yeah, the reincarnation of the high Tibetan Buddhist lama Goma Rimpoche is a rapper.
I hear sequel. Golden Child II anyone? Starring Will Smith’s kid. Fights off evil doers with dope rhymes and souped-up tempos. Oh snap! This lama ain’t no lame-O yo!
The heat wave finally gave way.
I tell ya, it was so hot this weekend that John Boehner tanned outside. Snooki is jealous of this guy’s tan.

Cadel Evans won the Tour De France. At 34, he's also the second-oldest winner of the race.
                Even though Lance Armstrong did not race this year, per protocol, he was
                accused of doping.

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