Tuesday, July 12, 2011

7/12/11 monologue

A judge on Monday increased bail for Coheed and Cambria bassist Michael Todd accused of stealing prescription painkillers from a pharmacy just hours before a show.
How bad must your band suck if you can’t score any free drugs? That’s why you form a band.
TNT will give the old tv series 'Dallas' reboot.
Just what America needs during the recession, I shot JR buttons from Gold Circle. Can’t we write something original like…Jersey Shore.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to begin filming his first movie role since a scandal erupted over his love child with a housekeeper.
Word is that the movie is low budget. I guess to match Ahhhnolds affair standards. You didn’t think it would be shakepearean theatre did you?

And lastly, a Marine wooed Mila Kunis into a date.
                Semper fi my man. I guess this marine has already been to Paris Island.

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