Monday, April 11, 2011

Weekend Update with Funfunnerfunnest1

Tom Brady, the two-time MVP got teary while talking about the painful start to his pro career. You want pain Tom? Get drafted by the Browns. Cry me a lake Erie that catches on fire Tom. Douche! Tom Brady and Mike Huckabee need to make out in front of Giesele.
China has ordained a new Catholic bishop approved by the Vatican for the first time since ties between the sides soured last year. It is not yet known if China considers being an altar boy a human rights violation.
Get this, the FBI Investigated a UFO in Utah in 1949 after a Utah Highway Patrol officer in Mantua, Utah, spotted a UFO over Utah that exploded. I didn’t even know Utah had marijuana in 1949.
An in the loss of innocence department… after a third set of nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens taken in 2007 surfaced online last month, Vanessa opened up to The LA Times about the effect it's had on her career. How many sets of nude photos are there Vanessa and can you send me the link? I’m sorry Vanessa but when you have an encyclopedia of nude photos you can’t actually expect us to reach out to you. Our hands are full if you know what I mean.

Bob Dylan played his first ever Vietnam show to half-empty venue. Yeah, half of the tickets for Bob Dylan's concert in Vietnam's Ho Chi Minh City went unsold. When your manager books you in Vietnam, it might be time to find another manager. Does Bob’s manager know the Vietnam war is over? What gig is next? Berlin in 1939? Is the tour bus a DeLorean with a flux capacitor?

Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman. They think the caveman was gay because none of the objects that usually accompany male burials such as weapons, stone battle axes and flint knives were found in his grave. That and his differently furred loin cloths were ironed with heavy starch.

And in the wow department, increasing numbers of women admit to being hooked on internet porn. Al Gore is taking credit.

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