A New Mexico man drove the decomposing body of his paraplegic friend around for three days, unaware that she was dead despite what others described as an overpowering stench and a horde of flies around the body. Didn’t he think that when his friend didn’t want to go to McDonalds at any point that something was amiss? “Hey, do you feel like a burger?”
And in some IQ news, MTV Confirmed spinoffs for Snooki, Pauly D and JWoww. I’m guessing they don’t go to college in the spinoffs.
Sadly, completing a swift rise and fall from TV stardom, controversial host Glenn Beck will lose his once-popular Fox News show later this year, the network announced Wednesday. Gelnn…will..cry. But fear not, Glenn has a great career ahead of him, washing Rush Limbaugh’s cars.
And lastly, the Chicago Bulls unveiled a bust of Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen during a halftime ceremony Thursday. Have you seen Scottie Pippen? Scottie Pippen is like a cross between Alice the Goon and mirror Spock. Do we really need a bust of Scottie Pippen? Maybe a nice portrait of Scottie Pippen. Of him dunking. From behind!