White People Blues (in Ab)

White People Blues (in Ab)

Banana Republic ran out of khakis

And the espresso machine is jammed

repeat

I have to pay junior’s fraternity dues

I’ve got those white people blues

Hootie and the Blowfish broke up

NBC cancelled my favorite show

repeat

So many desserts at Cracker Barrel I just can’t choose

I’ve got those white people blues

I can’t dance

My volkswagon jetta needs waxed

repeat

My offshore interest accounts have me so confused

I’ve got those white people blues

                BRIDGE

                My wife wants to go to the caymen’s

                My kids want the azores

                Hard to find time to golf

                When you’re tanning on distant shores, you know I’ve got those

White people blues