Monday, May 16, 2011

5/16/11 Monologue

Mike Huckabee said that he won't run for president in 2012. Mike knows the truth people. No one is going to beat Obama after offing Osama. Mike also knows the truth that one day long ago, children rode dinosaurs like ponies.
British scientist Stephen Hawking has branded heaven a "fairy story" for people afraid of the dark – looks like somebody won’t be getting new legs in the afterlife. Stephen you might be a physics genius but there are no wheelchair ramps in heaven dude.
"Boston Rob," won Survivor: Redemption Island on Sunday night. “Cleveland Chuck” won a gift certificate to Dave and Busters.

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