If the Oscars were any whiter, they’d get Billy Crystal to host…oh wait.
And for those of you playing at home, no, this isn’t so expensive because he cut off his ear!
Ancient Plant Scientists regenerated this Sylene stenophylla plant from seeds buried by a squirrel 30000 years ago.
Said High Times magazine, “You think those squirrels stashed some killer bud some cave men toked on? Dude!”