Maybe you have heard about the Best Running Away Letter Ever. Here we include it with the original spelling:
"I am runing away becas you think I farted when I dident. PS You are Mean."
I hate to break it to you kid but terrible farts follow you wherever you go. Wait till you start drinking cheap beer.
Dolly Parton has issued a personal apology for an incident at her park Dollywood involving a patron wearing a t-shit that read “marriage is so gay.” In a statement she said:
“We do have a policy about profanity or controversial messages on clothing or signs. It is to protect the individual wearing or carrying them, as well as to keep down fights or problems by those opposed to it at the park."
When your theme park has to keep down fights, it might be a redneck. I guess they don’t mow the grass at Dollywood to make the patrons feel at home.
Source have neither confirmed nor disconfirmed if there is a certain dog shaped balloon in a certain area.