Did you all hear about the snake that is running loose in the Bronx Zoo?
Some zoo visitors said that they’ve been hearing a mysterious “fugghedabout it” from bushes near the reptile portion of the zoo.
In related news Michael Vick adopted a mongoose.
It’s been reported that jogging isn’t really bad for your knees. Shoe stores all around the country are prepping for no sort of run on running shoes whatsoever.
And lastly Kate Middleton has a bachelorette party planned which includes A Dirty Dancing-themed bash at the Middleton home in Bucklebury. Yeah, and wrapping it up there’s going to be a back alley abortion, pancreatic cancer, and rhinoplasty.
Thank you, you’ve been a great crowd.
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