Monday, April 16, 2012

Quick Hitters

Why did the candle go out?
It had a Motiv.

2012 Boston marathon times lowered by 80 degree temperatures and because not one single solitary Kenyan was running from immigration officials.

“Sex is for procreation” she said.
“I’m not anti-procreation” he replied.
“You don’t get it, sex is for procreation only” she raised her voice.
“For every pro there is a con. Are you saying concretely that by being pro-fucking one is con-creation?”

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