Showing posts with label 2012 boston marathon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2012 boston marathon. Show all posts

Monday, April 16, 2012

Quick Hitters

Why did the candle go out?
It had a Motiv.

2012 Boston marathon times lowered by 80 degree temperatures and because not one single solitary Kenyan was running from immigration officials.

“Sex is for procreation” she said.
“I’m not anti-procreation” he replied.
“You don’t get it, sex is for procreation only” she raised her voice.
“For every pro there is a con. Are you saying concretely that by being pro-fucking one is con-creation?”