Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Pie Hole

There is some hubbub on the web that perhaps the food is what caused Paula Dean’s Type 2 Diabetes. Let me tell you something folks. Food just sits there, it doesn’t jump off the table and masticate itself, or in her case, because all she eats is butter, melt itself and pour itself down her throat. Cmon, why would we have so many still life paintings if twinkies kept jumping off the table into Paula Dean’s, um, quite literally, pie hole?

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