Friday, May 4, 2012

This News Needs To Be Noosed

Mariano Rivera tore his ACL shagging flies.
Mariano, one should always shag flies doggy style. Yeah baby, am I making you randy? If there had been Angels in the outfield, would he have shagged them too? Yeah baby, forget beastiality, we’re kinky with cherubiality. Rrr rrr.

This was really stupid on her part. You leave one tooth in the front for comedic purposes. Everyone knows that.

Today is Cinco De Mayo.
Which is from the latin for lining up your Hellman’s Jars. Can’t think of a better reason to drink a marg.

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