Hurricane Irene will be pounding the east coast this weekend.
This hurricane is so big forecasters are saying it has been eating American food and not exercising for the past 20 years.
And get this, a new study says that half of U.S. adults will be obese by 2030.
The other half of adults will be lap band recipients. So you see, it all evens out.
Astronomers have discovered a planet made of diamond. Diamond.
In related news NASA has received a very sizable donation from Tiffany’s.
The hits just keep coming. Mr. 3000 hits Derek Jeter and his girlfriend of 3 years, Minka Kelly split up. Reports are saying that it the break-up was amicable.
Yankee skipper Joe Girardi, who is very close to his shortstop, comforted his team captain by saying “what’s this amicable thing? You want me to break his kneecaps?”
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