Halle Berry Screams At Photographer

I don’t know Halle Berry from Eve. I don’t know the photographer who got an earful from the Oscar winner from Adam. But I do know what he was thinking when she gave him the 3^rd degree.

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: oh my god she is so hot

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: is she, yessss, she is, she’s in a sun dress…

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: I don’t think, I’m pretty sure, no she doesn’t, she doesn’t have a bra on…

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: man, no make-up and still dyn-o-mite

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: man, gorgeous skin, firm thighs, supple well rounded calves

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: even on a bad hair day, she is just lights out beautiful…

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: she gets these great dimples when she yells at the top of her lungs

Halle: rant, rant, rant

Photog: When she’s done I’m going home and watching Monster’s ball.

7/25/11 monologue

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