In the totally unshocking department, President Obama has announced he is running for reelection. In related news, Joe Biden told the president that “it is fucking sweet” he is running for reelection.
Maybe you heard that Charlie sheen bombed in Chicago. Yeah people were booing. Many thought he would turn into a warlock and drink tiger blood but just had on an ironic t-shirt and drank gin. Yeah, not the same mmmmph Chuck.
In some educational news, many people believed that learning more than one language from birth confuses children. But, in some great news for trailer parks everywhere, being bilingual is a form of mental exercise that is beneficial for the brain. So in addition to little skeeter’s x-box and three wheeler and satellite tv and sand /kitty litter box he can be stimulated with Spanish. ¿Dónde está el gato little Skeeter?
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